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Deaths in detention cells in Nigeria were entirely preventable, inquiry finds

🇰🇪 Kenya·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Star Kenya·27 Oct, 07:01 pm
Deaths in detention cells in Nigeria were entirely preventable, inquiry finds — Kenya
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The Straight Version

Thirty-three detainees died in a Minna state prison due to overcrowding and lack of ventilation.

The UNHINGED Take

Nigerian authorities turned a holding cell into a human pressure cooker and called it justice. These clowns treat inmates like expired produce in a tin can.

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ABSOLUTE HUMAN GARBAGE / 10

Nigerian authorities turned a holding cell into a human pressure cooker and called it justice.

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