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Kenyan family protest extradition hearing delay of ex-British soldier accused of murdering kin

🇰🇪 Kenya·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Star Kenya·28 Oct, 08:28 am
Kenyan family protest extradition hearing delay of ex-British soldier accused of murdering kin — Kenya
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The Straight Version

A Kenyan family is protesting the delay of a British soldier's extradition hearing until May 2027.

The UNHINGED Take

The justice system is basically a snail on glue while these colonial ghosts dance around the law. Pushing this to 2027 is a masterclass in absolute administrative cowardice.

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COLONIAL GARBAGE TIME / 10

The justice system is basically a snail on glue while these colonial ghosts dance around the law.

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