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El Salvador pledges more than 2,000 soldiers as Haiti delays elections

🇰🇪 Kenya·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·29 Oct, 07:36 am
El Salvador pledges more than 2,000 soldiers as Haiti delays elections — Kenya
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The Straight Version

El Salvador is sending 2,000 soldiers to Haiti to recover four missing UN-backed personnel following an ambush.

The UNHINGED Take

Bukele is treating Haiti like his personal expansion pack while the UN is basically playing hide and seek in a war zone. This is a pathetic clown show.

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COLOSSAL GEOPOLITICAL DUMPSTER FIRE / 10

Bukele is treating Haiti like his personal expansion pack while the UN is basically playing hide and seek in a war zone.

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Bukele is treating Haiti like his personal expansion pack while the UN is basically playing hide and seek in a war zone. COLOSSAL GEOPOLITICAL DUMPSTER FIRE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ke/el-salvador-pledges-more-than-2-000-soldiers #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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