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Stephen Curry, Warriors hold nerve to beat Timberwolves in tight NBA battle

🇰🇪 Kenya·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·29 Oct, 07:25 am
Stephen Curry, Warriors hold nerve to beat Timberwolves in tight NBA battle — Kenya
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The Straight Version

Golden State beat Minnesota, Philadelphia downed Indiana, and Cleveland handled Washington in recent NBA action.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine sweating this hard just to toss a rubber ball through a hoop for millionaires who would not spit on you if you were on fire. Absolute circus for the lobotomized.

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The Bottom Line

BRAIN ROT SPECTACLE / 10

Imagine sweating this hard just to toss a rubber ball through a hoop for millionaires who would not spit on you if you were on fire.

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Imagine sweating this hard just to toss a rubber ball through a hoop for millionaires who would not spit on you if you were on fire. BRAIN ROT SPECTACLE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ke/stephen-curry-warriors-hold-nerve-to-beat-timberwolves #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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