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Ethiopia acquires Russian fighter jets and air defence systems amid war in Tigray

🇰🇪 Kenya·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Star Kenya·29 Oct, 08:23 am
Ethiopia acquires Russian fighter jets and air defence systems amid war in Tigray — Kenya
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The Straight Version

Ethiopia has purchased Russian fighter jets and air defense systems while conflict continues in the Tigray region.

The UNHINGED Take

Nothing screams stable governance like blowing the national treasury on shiny scrap metal while your own backyard is actively imploding. Absolute clown move to buy Russian junk instead of actual bread.

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COLOSSAL FINANCIAL DISASTER / 10

Nothing screams stable governance like blowing the national treasury on shiny scrap metal while your own backyard is actively imploding.

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Nothing screams stable governance like blowing the national treasury on shiny scrap metal while your own backyard is actively imploding. COLOSSAL FINANCIAL DISASTER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ke/ethiopia-acquires-russian-fighter-jets-and-air-defence #NZElection2026

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