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Five arrested after South African farmer shot and tortured

🇰🇪 Kenya·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Star Kenya·2 Nov, 10:48 am
Five arrested after South African farmer shot and tortured — Kenya
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The Straight Version

Five suspects were arrested for the torture and shooting of South African farmer Donovan Marx.

The UNHINGED Take

SA is basically a recurring horror movie where nobody ever learns to lock the front door. These clowns are trading sanity for a perpetual blood-soaked civil war fantasy.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE GHASTLY TRAINWRECK / 10

SA is basically a recurring horror movie where nobody ever learns to lock the front door.

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