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Uganda begins withdrawing troops from Somalia after 20 years

🇰🇪 Kenya·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Star Kenya·2 Nov, 12:05 pm
Uganda begins withdrawing troops from Somalia after 20 years — Kenya
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The Straight Version

Uganda is withdrawing its troops from Somalia after two decades of the AU peacekeeping mission.

The UNHINGED Take

Twenty years of grinding gears just to pack up and leave Somalia exactly where it started. Uganda really spent two decades playing expensive babysitter for absolutely zero return.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME / 10

Twenty years of grinding gears just to pack up and leave Somalia exactly where it started.

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Twenty years of grinding gears just to pack up and leave Somalia exactly where it started. COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ke/uganda-begins-withdrawing-troops-from-somalia-after-20 #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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