The Straight Version
France’s Solidaires union calls for a wage‑backed general strike demanding a non‑cut budget and corporate tax hikes.
The UNHINGED Take
Martinez yells at Paris' mzungu elites, 'We ain't here to survive, we’re here to breathe—tax the tax‑eaters, not the teachers.' The French press still claps while debt cooks.

The Bottom Line
FRACTURED FELONY / 10
Martinez yells at Paris' mzungu elites, 'We ain't here to survive, we’re here to breathe—tax the tax‑eaters, not the teachers.' The French press still claps while debt cooks.
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Martinez yells at Paris' mzungu elites, 'We ain't here to survive, we’re here to breathe—tax the tax‑eaters, not the teachers.' The French press still claps while debt cooks. FRACTURED FELONY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ke/france-needs-more-public-services-salaries-a
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