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France needs 'more public services', 'salaries are too low', 'schools are in very, very bad shape'

🇰🇪 Kenya·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·5 Nov, 05:36 pm
France needs 'more public services', 'salaries are too low', 'schools are in very, very bad shape' — Kenya
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The Straight Version

France’s Solidaires union calls for a wage‑backed general strike demanding a non‑cut budget and corporate tax hikes.

The UNHINGED Take

Martinez yells at Paris' mzungu elites, 'We ain't here to survive, we’re here to breathe—tax the tax‑eaters, not the teachers.' The French press still claps while debt cooks.

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Reaction GIF for France needs 'more public services', 'salaries are too low', 'schools are in very, very bad shape'

The Bottom Line

FRACTURED FELONY / 10

Martinez yells at Paris' mzungu elites, 'We ain't here to survive, we’re here to breathe—tax the tax‑eaters, not the teachers.' The French press still claps while debt cooks.

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Martinez yells at Paris' mzungu elites, 'We ain't here to survive, we’re here to breathe—tax the tax‑eaters, not the teachers.' The French press still claps while debt cooks. FRACTURED FELONY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ke/france-needs-more-public-services-salaries-a

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