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Myanmar: Civilians under fire from military junta

🇰🇪 Kenya·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·5 Nov, 05:58 pm
Myanmar: Civilians under fire from military junta — Kenya
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The Straight Version

Myanmar junta launched renewed airstrike offensive on Rakhine civilians in September.

The UNHINGED Take

They double‑tap civilians, hoping raw gore sells tourists. The resulting chaos feeds their *kuku* ambition, but they still think rain gives sunshine.

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Drunken Jihad / 10

They double‑tap civilians, hoping raw gore sells tourists.

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They double‑tap civilians, hoping raw gore sells tourists. Drunken Jihad / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ke/myanmar-civilians-under-fire-from-military-junta #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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