The Straight Version
Halloween weekend US shootings kill six, wound dozens, with Dallas worst.
The UNHINGED Take
Mzungu politicians sell Halloween ice‑cream, trade gun‑silencers for stocks, yet each U.S. dollar fuels a new vampire feast. Dallas got shot in the back—like a cow out of a tractor.

The Bottom Line
SMOKING GUNS / 10
Mzungu politicians sell Halloween ice‑cream, trade gun‑silencers for stocks, yet each U.S.
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Mzungu politicians sell Halloween ice‑cream, trade gun‑silencers for stocks, yet each U.S. SMOKING GUNS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ke/halloween-weekend-shootings-across-us-leave-at-least #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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