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Halloween weekend shootings across US leave at least six dead, dozens wounded

🇰🇪 Kenya·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·2 Nov, 12:49 am
Halloween weekend shootings across US leave at least six dead, dozens wounded — Kenya
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The Straight Version

Halloween weekend US shootings kill six, wound dozens, with Dallas worst.

The UNHINGED Take

Mzungu politicians sell Halloween ice‑cream, trade gun‑silencers for stocks, yet each U.S. dollar fuels a new vampire feast. Dallas got shot in the back—like a cow out of a tractor.

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The Bottom Line

SMOKING GUNS / 10

Mzungu politicians sell Halloween ice‑cream, trade gun‑silencers for stocks, yet each U.S.

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Mzungu politicians sell Halloween ice‑cream, trade gun‑silencers for stocks, yet each U.S. SMOKING GUNS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ke/halloween-weekend-shootings-across-us-leave-at-least #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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