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Nine die in ‘cataclysmic’ Florida business jet crash

🇰🇪 Kenya·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·2 Nov, 12:34 am
Nine die in ‘cataclysmic’ Florida business jet crash — Kenya
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The Straight Version

Nine people died when a Florida business jet crashed.

The UNHINGED Take

DeSantis bragging ground untouched while nine souls vanish—his ego's bigger than the jet, or how deep his lie shaft is.

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DeSantis bragging ground untouched while nine souls vanish—his ego's bigger than the jet, or how deep his lie shaft is.

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