The Straight Version
Jio raised 3.2 billion dollars in India's largest-ever stock market debut.
The UNHINGED Take
Ambani is just speed-running capitalism while the rest of the country fights for scraps. Another billionaire sucking the air out of the room to fund his next vanity project.
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The Bottom Line
STAGGERING CORPORATE GREED / 10
Ambani is just speed-running capitalism while the rest of the country fights for scraps.
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