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‘Paycheck to paycheck’: Texas border voters shed parties amid economic woes

🇰🇪 Kenya·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·31 Oct, 10:24 am
‘Paycheck to paycheck’: Texas border voters shed parties amid economic woes — Kenya
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The Straight Version

Texas border voters are reconsidering their political loyalties as economic instability hits their bank accounts hard.

The UNHINGED Take

These poor souls actually think voting for one flavour of suited parasite over another will stop their wallets from bleeding out. It is like choosing which termite eats your house first.

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COLLECTIVE HALLUCINATION / 10

These poor souls actually think voting for one flavour of suited parasite over another will stop their wallets from bleeding out.

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