The Straight Version
Israel's Tel Aviv 125 index plunged over 2 percent following inconclusive exit poll results.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing says stable governance like a stock market nosediving because the local muppets can't figure out who gets to hold the throne. Total circus act.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10
Nothing says stable governance like a stock market nosediving because the local muppets can't figure out who gets to hold the throne.
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Nothing says stable governance like a stock market nosediving because the local muppets can't figure out who gets to hold the throne. ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ke/israels-stock-market-drops-as-exit-polls-show #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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