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Knife attacker shot dead by police outside Israeli embassy

๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช KenyaยทThe UNHINGED DeskยทSource: Sky News Worldยท28 Oct, 10:00 am
Knife attacker shot dead by police outside Israeli embassy โ€” Kenya
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The Straight Version

A knife-wielding man was shot dead by police after attacking an officer outside the Israeli embassy in Belgrade.

The UNHINGED Take

Bringing a kitchen knife to an embassy fight is the ultimate fast track to a Darwin Award. Absolute muppet thought he was a main character but ended up as a cautionary footnote.

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The Bottom Line

BRAIN DEAD PERFORMANCE / 10

Bringing a kitchen knife to an embassy fight is the ultimate fast track to a Darwin Award.

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Bringing a kitchen knife to an embassy fight is the ultimate fast track to a Darwin Award. BRAIN DEAD PERFORMANCE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ke/knife-attacker-shot-dead-by-police-outside-israeli #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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