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Kenyan doomsday cult leader given life sentence for murdering 191 people

🇰🇪 Kenya·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Star Kenya·6 Nov, 12:54 pm
Kenyan doomsday cult leader given life sentence for murdering 191 people — Kenya
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The Straight Version

Cult leader Paul Mackenzie received a life sentence for the starvation deaths of 191 followers in Shakahola forest.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine starving your own kin just to meet a guy who hasn't checked in for two millennia. Absolute terminal brain rot from a lunatic who thought Shakahola was heaven.

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TOTAL LUNATIC ASYLUM / 10

Imagine starving your own kin just to meet a guy who hasn't checked in for two millennia.

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