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She lost her sight - now she is fighting to make history for Africa

🇰🇪 Kenya·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Star Kenya·6 Nov, 11:04 am
She lost her sight - now she is fighting to make history for Africa — Kenya
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The Straight Version

Nigeria's Rukayat Suleimon became the first blind woman to win gold at the World Sambo Cup.

The UNHINGED Take

She is literally throwing people around while half the government in Nairobi cannot even find the handle on a simple door. Total menace to society.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE LEGEND STATUS / 10

She is literally throwing people around while half the government in Nairobi cannot even find the handle on a simple door.

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She is literally throwing people around while half the government in Nairobi cannot even find the handle on a simple door. ABSOLUTE LEGEND STATUS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ke/she-lost-her-sight-now-she-is-fighting #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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