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Kenyan pharmacists warn against viral craze of using allergy drug for vaginal tightening

🇰🇪 Kenya·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Star Kenya·5 Nov, 11:23 am
Kenyan pharmacists warn against viral craze of using allergy drug for vaginal tightening — Kenya
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The Straight Version

Kenyan women are inserting allergy tablets into their vaginas in a misguided attempt at tightening.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine risking chemical burns and permanent damage just to mimic a virgin. The stupidity level is truly world-class, even for this desperate clown show.

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BIOLOGICAL TERRORISM / 10

Imagine risking chemical burns and permanent damage just to mimic a virgin.

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