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UK commits to 'time-bound' talks on slavery apology

🇰🇪 Kenya·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Star Kenya·5 Nov, 02:17 am
UK commits to 'time-bound' talks on slavery apology — Kenya
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The Straight Version

The UK government is promising time-bound talks regarding a potential formal apology for slavery.

The UNHINGED Take

British diplomats are masters of the colonial two-step, promising to talk about an apology while hiding behind the sofa to avoid actually writing a check. Absolute masters of the pathetic stall.

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COLONIAL GASLIGHTING PROS / 10

British diplomats are masters of the colonial two-step, promising to talk about an apology while hiding behind the sofa to avoid actually writing a check.

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