The Straight Version
US midterms trigger AI scrutiny fears, sending major tech stocks tumbling.
The UNHINGED Take
US midterms turned data‑centre construction into a wannabe ‘Schrödinger's jungle’, sparking AI sigh‑ups; stocks flicker like Nairobi traffic at dawn.
The Bottom Line
NEGATIVE IQ / 10
US midterms turned data‑centre construction into a wannabe ‘Schrödinger's jungle’, sparking AI sigh‑ups; stocks flicker like Nairobi traffic at dawn.
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US midterms turned data‑centre construction into a wannabe ‘Schrödinger's jungle’, sparking AI sigh‑ups; stocks flicker like Nairobi traffic at dawn. NEGATIVE IQ / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ke/major-tech-stocks-plunge-as-us-midterms-add #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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