The Straight Version
Marco Rubio denies any plan to resign after recent midterm losses, vows to stay until Trump's term ends.
The UNHINGED Take
Rubio tells reporters he'll stay till Trump dies, but the leak crew's spidery wriggle—he's the only politician who can turn a flip into a banana‑bread flop.
The Bottom Line
BRAIN DUST / 10
Rubio tells reporters he'll stay till Trump dies, but the leak crew's spidery wriggle—he's the only politician who can turn a flip into a banana‑bread flop.
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Rubio tells reporters he'll stay till Trump dies, but the leak crew's spidery wriggle—he's the only politician who can turn a flip into a banana‑bread flop. BRAIN DUST / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ke/marco-rubio-denies-plans-to-resign-as-2028 #NZElection2026 #Unhinged
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