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Mamdani: ‘it’s morning again in America’ after blue wave

🇰🇪 Kenya·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·5 Nov, 04:30 am
Mamdani: ‘it’s morning again in America’ after blue wave — Kenya
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The Straight Version

New York Mayor Mamdani blasted fellow Democrats to meet promises after sweeping wins.

The UNHINGED Take

Mamdani, the New York soggy hawk, orders Democrats to keep promises while the city’s broken. The only thing hotter than his rhetoric is the microwaved bologna of Congress.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Mamdani, the New York soggy hawk, orders Democrats to keep promises while the city’s broken.

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Mamdani, the New York soggy hawk, orders Democrats to keep promises while the city’s broken. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ke/mamdani-its-morning-again-in-america-after-blue #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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