The Straight Version
Zelenskyy begs Democrats for aid, while EU urges Congress to hurl teeth at Russia.
The UNHINGED Take
"Zelenskyy, the mzungu knight, waves a white flag to Democrats, EU cooks up empty vows, Russia tastes the bitter roast while politicians juggle hollow breeze, clown."
The Bottom Line
WASTED HYPOTHESIS / 10
"Zelenskyy, the mzungu knight, waves a white flag to Democrats, EU cooks up empty vows, Russia tastes the bitter roast while politicians juggle hollow breeze, clown."
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"Zelenskyy, the mzungu knight, waves a white flag to Democrats, EU cooks up empty vows, Russia tastes the bitter roast while politicians juggle hollow breeze, clown." WASTED HYPOTHESIS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ke/zelenskyy-hopes-democratic-congress-will-bring-more
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