The Straight Version
Copernicus reports 2026 is on track to be the second-hottest year, consistently shattering the 1.5C climate limit.
The UNHINGED Take
The planet is basically a giant microwave, yet we act surprised while rearranging deck chairs on this burning Titanic. Humanity is just speedrunning its own extinction for the sake of quarterly profits.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE PLANETARY GRILLING / 10
The planet is basically a giant microwave, yet we act surprised while rearranging deck chairs on this burning Titanic.
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The planet is basically a giant microwave, yet we act surprised while rearranging deck chairs on this burning Titanic. ABSOLUTE PLANETARY GRILLING / 10 https://unhingednews.com/kr/2026-most-likely-to-be-second-hottest-year #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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