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Leader of Kenyan doomsday cult sentenced to 200 years in prison

🇰🇷 South Korea·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Korea Herald·6 Nov, 12:17 pm
Leader of Kenyan doomsday cult sentenced to 200 years in prison — South Korea
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The Straight Version

Kenyan cult leader Paul Mackenzie received 200 years for starving 191 followers to death in a doomsday plot.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine meeting Jesus by turning your followers into human shish kebab. This absolute psycho didn't need a church, he needed a straightjacket and a one-way trip to a furnace.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL BRAIN ROT / 10

Imagine meeting Jesus by turning your followers into human shish kebab.

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