The Straight Version
Busan is hosting a massive fireworks festival on Gwangalli Beach this Saturday featuring 17,000 paid seating spots.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing says Busan dream like charging suckers to watch tax money go up in smoke while the city pretends a glorified sparkler show fixes anything. Absolute clown car behavior.
The Bottom Line
TOTAL FINANCIAL SUICIDE / 10
Nothing says Busan dream like charging suckers to watch tax money go up in smoke while the city pretends a glorified sparkler show fixes anything.
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Nothing says Busan dream like charging suckers to watch tax money go up in smoke while the city pretends a glorified sparkler show fixes anything. TOTAL FINANCIAL SUICIDE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/kr/busan-fireworks-festival-to-light-up-gwangalli-beach #NZElection2
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