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Ex-Diddy prosecutor to lead Cornell gang rape investigation

🇰🇷 South Korea·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Korea Herald·4 Nov, 09:17 pm
Ex-Diddy prosecutor to lead Cornell gang rape investigation — South Korea
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NEW YORK — New York's attorney general on Wednesday named an ex-federal prosecutor who oversaw the criminal case against Sean "Diddy" Combs to lead an investigation into an alleged gang rape at Cornell University. The 2024 incident, as alleged in a graphic lawsuit filed last month, involved a female student being pressured to take ketamine, assaulted and raped by seven male students on campus. Cornell, an Ivy League institution in New York state, was widely accused of failing to properly punish the men involved, and the case sparked nationwide outrage. Attorney General Letitia James said that Jacqueline Kelly would lead a "fair and comprehensive investigation" into the alleged gang rape. "Jacqueline Kelly is a seasoned prosecutor who has overseen numerous cases from investigation through trial," James said. Kelly oversaw the 2025 conviction of Combs for prostitution-related crimes after a high-profile trial that detailed sexual marathons organized by the disgraced music producer. She thanked James for "entrusting me to lead this investigation with her office." "All New Yorkers deserve a f

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Ex: "Ex-Diddy prosecutor to lead Cornell gang rape investigation". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Ex: "Ex-Diddy prosecutor to lead Cornell gang rape investigation".

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