The Straight Version
Washington voters banned foie gras, denying force‑feeding and imposing $1‑5k fines, with chefs threatening court battles.
The UNHINGED Take
Washington 73% voted foie gras outlaw, chefs now threaten court like angry ramen chefs over $5k fines—kookoo sanity.

The Bottom Line
FOIE GRAVE / 10
Washington 73% voted foie gras outlaw, chefs now threaten court like angry ramen chefs over $5k fines—kookoo sanity.
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Washington 73% voted foie gras outlaw, chefs now threaten court like angry ramen chefs over $5k fines—kookoo sanity. FOIE GRAVE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/kr/voters-in-us-capital-say-oui-to-foie #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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