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Federal Reserve likely to skip rate hike despite elevated inflation

🇰🇷 South Korea·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Korea Herald·28 Oct, 09:12 pm
Federal Reserve likely to skip rate hike despite elevated inflation — South Korea
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The Straight Version

Fed may hold rates at 3.9% while inflation spikes from Iran war, pre‑midterm.

The UNHINGED Take

Warsh keeps rates at 3.9% like a booger‑clinging teenager; Trump moans, inflation kicks as a gas‑price tyrant, and the American middle class gnaws on a dollar‑cursed empire.

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Warsh keeps rates at 3.9% like a booger‑clinging teenager; Trump moans, inflation kicks as a gas‑price tyrant, and the American middle class gnaws on a dollar‑cursed empire.

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Warsh keeps rates at 3.9% like a booger‑clinging teenager; Trump moans, inflation kicks as a gas‑price tyrant, and the American middle class gnaws on a dollar‑cursed empire. CHEAP EXIT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/kr/federal-reserve-likely-to-skip-rate-hike-despite #N

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