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Former BIGBANG members make headlines with love lives: T.O.P goes public, Seungri married with baby on the way

🇰🇷 South Korea·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Korea Herald·30 Oct, 08:22 am
Former BIGBANG members make headlines with love lives: T.O.P goes public, Seungri married with baby on the way — South Korea
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The Straight Version

T.O.P went public with Nana while Seungri announced a secret marriage and an impending baby.

The UNHINGED Take

One is cosplaying a romantic lead while the other is laundering his reputation through fatherhood. Seungri acting like a responsible family man after his Burning Sun criminal circus is a comedy masterpiece.

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TOXIC WASTE DUMP / 10

One is cosplaying a romantic lead while the other is laundering his reputation through fatherhood.

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