The Straight Version
German Chancellor Friedrich Merz visited Seoul to push for a new global trade alliance in the Indo-Pacific.
The UNHINGED Take
Merz is begging for friends because Germany’s economy is currently a sputtering wreck. He wants to drag Korea into his desperate, sinking ship to mask his own failures.
The Bottom Line
DESPERATE BEGGAR VIBES / 10
Merz is begging for friends because Germany’s economy is currently a sputtering wreck.
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