The Straight Version
Stan Wawrinka retired from professional tennis after losing his final match at the Swiss Indoors in Basel.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine spending your whole career being the pathetic, sweaty side-character to the Big Three's main quest. He finally stopped wasting everyone's time and shuffled off to his couch of irrelevance.
The Bottom Line
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Imagine spending your whole career being the pathetic, sweaty side-character to the Big Three's main quest.
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