The Straight Version
Granit Xhaka and Breel Embolo have rejoined the Swiss national team following their fake COVID documentation scandal.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing says integrity like rewarding two absolute muppets for treating global health protocols like a suggestion. The Swiss FA has the moral backbone of a wet noodle.
The Bottom Line
PATHETIC STANDARDS / 10
Nothing says integrity like rewarding two absolute muppets for treating global health protocols like a suggestion.
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Nothing says integrity like rewarding two absolute muppets for treating global health protocols like a suggestion. PATHETIC STANDARDS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/kr/xhaka-embolo-return-to-swiss-squad-after-fake #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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