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Georgia Senate candidates make final appeals ahead of US midterms

🇰🇷 South Korea·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·3 Nov, 08:34 am
Georgia Senate candidates make final appeals ahead of US midterms — South Korea
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The Straight Version

Jon Ossoff and Mike Collins made their final campaign pitches to Georgia voters ahead of the midterm elections.

The UNHINGED Take

Two corporate-funded suits begging Georgia for votes is just asking residents to pick which parasite drains their wallet first. Save the campaign cash and let a Waffle House cook run the Senate.

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WEAPONIZED BRAIN ROT / 10

Two corporate-funded suits begging Georgia for votes is just asking residents to pick which parasite drains their wallet first.

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