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Libya's top religious authority rules against wearing Nike clothes

🇰🇷 South Korea·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·3 Nov, 02:56 pm
Libya's top religious authority rules against wearing Nike clothes — South Korea
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The Straight Version

Libya's Dar al-Ifta banned Nike clothing, claiming the brand name derived from a Greek goddess violates Islamic law.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine being so fragile that a swoosh logo keeps you up at night. These desert clowns really think a running shoe is a theological crisis.

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STONE AGE DELUSIONS / 10

Imagine being so fragile that a swoosh logo keeps you up at night.

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