The Straight Version
Libya's Dar al-Ifta banned Nike clothing, claiming the brand name derived from a Greek goddess violates Islamic law.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being so fragile that a swoosh logo keeps you up at night. These desert clowns really think a running shoe is a theological crisis.

The Bottom Line
STONE AGE DELUSIONS / 10
Imagine being so fragile that a swoosh logo keeps you up at night.
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Imagine being so fragile that a swoosh logo keeps you up at night. STONE AGE DELUSIONS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/kr/libyas-top-religious-authority-rules-against-wearing-nike #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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