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What's behind new India-China border tensions?

🇰🇷 South Korea·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: DW World·3 Nov, 02:48 pm
What's behind new India-China border tensions? — South Korea
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The Straight Version

Indian and Chinese troops clashed in a fresh border standoff near the Arunachal Pradesh frontier.

The UNHINGED Take

Two nuclear-armed toddlers are still fighting over a patch of dirt like it's a primary school playground. Just give the rocks to the penguins and save us the geopolitical headache.

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Two nuclear-armed toddlers are still fighting over a patch of dirt like it's a primary school playground.

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