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Global tech stocks plunge as US midterms add to AI slowdown fears

🇰🇷 South Korea·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·6 Nov, 07:27 am
Global tech stocks plunge as US midterms add to AI slowdown fears — South Korea
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The Straight Version

Global tech stocks fell sharply after US midterms sparked AI slowdown fears.

The UNHINGED Take

Midterms turned Silicon Valley into a sandbox of panic; investors tore the market apart, AI drones melt, and data‑center construction CEOs now fear ejection like last year’s K‑pop idols.

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STUPID BRAIN / 10

Midterms turned Silicon Valley into a sandbox of panic; investors tore the market apart, AI drones melt, and data‑center construction CEOs now fear ejection like last year’s K‑pop idols.

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Midterms turned Silicon Valley into a sandbox of panic; investors tore the market apart, AI drones melt, and data‑center construction CEOs now fear ejection like last year’s K‑pop idols. STUPID BRAIN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/kr/global-tech-stocks-plunge-as-us-midt

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