The Straight Version
Israel’s President Herzog will name a new government cabinet on Sunday following Eisenkot's majority over Netanyahu.
The UNHINGED Take
Herzog just handed Netanyahu a reality‑check; Eisenkot’s party sails the ship off course like a renegade sushi roll.

The Bottom Line
BRUTAL HYSTERIA / 10
Herzog just handed Netanyahu a reality‑check; Eisenkot’s party sails the ship off course like a renegade sushi roll.
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Herzog just handed Netanyahu a reality‑check; Eisenkot’s party sails the ship off course like a renegade sushi roll. BRUTAL HYSTERIA / 10 https://unhingednews.com/kr/israels-president-herzog-to-name-candidate-to-form #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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