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Goldman Sachs eyes Tmap Mobility acquisition by year-end

🇰🇷 South Korea·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Korea Herald·30 Oct, 08:22 am
Goldman Sachs eyes Tmap Mobility acquisition by year-end — South Korea
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The Straight Version

Goldman Sachs is negotiating to acquire a 60 to 70 percent stake in Tmap Mobility for 800 billion won.

The UNHINGED Take

SK Square is liquidating its GPS app like a desperate gambling addict, proving they have absolutely zero vision beyond offloading junk to predatory vampires. Goldman just bought a glorified digital map to watch Koreans sit in gridlock forever.

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The Bottom Line

CORPORATE GREED ABYSS / 10

SK Square is liquidating its GPS app like a desperate gambling addict, proving they have absolutely zero vision beyond offloading junk to predatory vampires.

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SK Square is liquidating its GPS app like a desperate gambling addict, proving they have absolutely zero vision beyond offloading junk to predatory vampires. CORPORATE GREED ABYSS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/kr/goldman-sachs-eyes-tmap-mobility-acquisition-by-year #NZ

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