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LS Cable, LS Marine Solution sign deal on Taean offshore wind cable project

🇰🇷 South Korea·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Korea Herald·2 Nov, 12:07 pm
LS Cable, LS Marine Solution sign deal on Taean offshore wind cable project — South Korea
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The Straight Version

LS Cable and LS Marine Solution signed a capacity reservation agreement for the Taean offshore wind project.

The UNHINGED Take

LS is just hoarding submarine cable slots while waiting for foreign investors to cough up the cash for this glorified aquatic paperweight. Absolute corporate gluttony masquerading as green progress.

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MID-TIER CAPITALIST GRIFT / 10

LS is just hoarding submarine cable slots while waiting for foreign investors to cough up the cash for this glorified aquatic paperweight.

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LS is just hoarding submarine cable slots while waiting for foreign investors to cough up the cash for this glorified aquatic paperweight. MID-TIER CAPITALIST GRIFT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/kr/ls-cable-ls-marine-solution-sign-deal-on #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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