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N. Korea tests cluster bomb mountable on tactical ballistic missiles

🇰🇷 South Korea·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Korea Herald·31 Oct, 11:12 pm
N. Korea tests cluster bomb mountable on tactical ballistic missiles — South Korea
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The Straight Version

North Korea test a cluster bomb for tactical ballistic missiles, promising a full year rollout.

The UNHINGED Take

Kim Jong-sik thinks clustering like a Nigerian chef—throwing submunitions everywhere—until it spills war shells like rain. Next stop: the world’s biggest firework show nobody asked for.

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The Bottom Line

CLEAN WAR COW / 10

Kim Jong-sik thinks clustering like a Nigerian chef—throwing submunitions everywhere—until it spills war shells like rain.

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Kim Jong-sik thinks clustering like a Nigerian chef—throwing submunitions everywhere—until it spills war shells like rain. CLEAN WAR COW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/kr/n-korea-tests-cluster-bomb-mountable-on-tactical #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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