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Rioters loot stores in Frankfurt as Gen Z-led protests in Germany turn violent

🇰🇷 South Korea·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Korea Herald·31 Oct, 11:12 pm
Rioters loot stores in Frankfurt as Gen Z-led protests in Germany turn violent — South Korea
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The Straight Version

Rioters in Frankfurt looted stores amid Gen Z protests.

The UNHINGED Take

Gen Z acted like toddlers with swords; Frankfurt’s finance hub turned into a Pokémon Go raid. Those hoarders think wallets are glue; Chancellor should haunt them in zero‑gravity. Perhaps they should, too.

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Gen Z acted like toddlers with swords; Frankfurt’s finance hub turned into a Pokémon Go raid.

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