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🔴US midterms live: More than 58 million ballots cast in record early vote turnout. Follow our special coverage

🇰🇷 South Korea·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·3 Nov, 08:33 am
🔴US midterms live: More than 58 million ballots cast in record early vote turnout. Follow our special coverage — South Korea
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The Straight Version

Over 58 million Americans have cast early ballots ahead of the midterm elections.

The UNHINGED Take

Fifty-eight million people lining up to pick which geriatric clown drives the country off the cliff faster. Absolute terminal delusion for a democracy already on life support.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL SYSTEM COLLAPSE / 10

Fifty-eight million people lining up to pick which geriatric clown drives the country off the cliff faster.

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Fifty-eight million people lining up to pick which geriatric clown drives the country off the cliff faster. TOTAL SYSTEM COLLAPSE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/kr/us-midterms-live-more-than-58-million-ballots #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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