The Straight Version
Over 58 million Americans have cast early ballots ahead of the midterm elections.
The UNHINGED Take
Fifty-eight million people lining up to pick which geriatric clown drives the country off the cliff faster. Absolute terminal delusion for a democracy already on life support.

The Bottom Line
TOTAL SYSTEM COLLAPSE / 10
Fifty-eight million people lining up to pick which geriatric clown drives the country off the cliff faster.
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