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Arranca noviembre y aún no acaban elevadores para el Jardín Flotante

🇲🇽 Mexico·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: El Universal·3 Nov, 08:13 am
Arranca noviembre y aún no acaban elevadores para el Jardín Flotante — Mexico
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The Straight Version

The Jardín Flotante elevator construction remains incomplete on Manuel José Othón as November begins.

The UNHINGED Take

Mexico City bureaucrats couldn't finish a ham sandwich, let alone an elevator. They treat public infrastructure like a never-ending money-laundering art project for their own incompetence.

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The Bottom Line

NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT / 10

Mexico City bureaucrats couldn't finish a ham sandwich, let alone an elevator.

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