The Straight Version
Luis Chávez is barely playing for his club, leaving Rafa Márquez sweating his upcoming November roster selection.
The UNHINGED Take
Rafa is panicking over a guy rotting in Russia while the rest of our squad is already a glorified Sunday league circus. Keep scraping the bottom of the barrel, you absolute chafa clowns.
The Bottom Line
TOTAL FOOTBALL TRASH / 10
Rafa is panicking over a guy rotting in Russia while the rest of our squad is already a glorified Sunday league circus.
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Rafa is panicking over a guy rotting in Russia while the rest of our squad is already a glorified Sunday league circus. TOTAL FOOTBALL TRASH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/mx/inactividad-de-luis-ch-vez-preocupa-a-rafa #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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