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Cárteles y células locales se disputan el control sobre el puerto de Manzanillo

🇲🇽 Mexico·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Milenio·3 Nov, 08:30 am
Cárteles y células locales se disputan el control sobre el puerto de Manzanillo — Mexico
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The Straight Version

Criminal groups are fighting for control of Manzanillo port despite increased Semar maritime intervention.

The UNHINGED Take

The Navy is playing whack-a-mole with cartels at the docks while the port stays a glorified drug buffet. Absolute clown show of state authority.

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TOTAL SECURITY CIRCUS / 10

The Navy is playing whack-a-mole with cartels at the docks while the port stays a glorified drug buffet.

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The Navy is playing whack-a-mole with cartels at the docks while the port stays a glorified drug buffet. TOTAL SECURITY CIRCUS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/mx/c-rteles-y-c-lulas-locales-se-disputan #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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