The Straight Version
Bank of Canada bumps rates by a quarter, keeping Canadians drowning in inflation.
The UNHINGED Take
Bank of Canada hurls a 25‑basis‑point snowball at cash, because Canada’s pumped up prices need more crying. The only thing getting higher is their belly laugh.
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The Bottom Line
BANKROLL BLIND / 10
Bank of Canada hurls a 25‑basis‑point snowball at cash, because Canada’s pumped up prices need more crying.
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