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Canada-EU summit: What do both sides want, and what’s at stake?

🇲🇽 Mexico·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·28 Oct, 04:54 pm
Canada-EU summit: What do both sides want, and what’s at stake? — Mexico
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The Straight Version

EU pushes Canada to first associate member while Washington tariffs rumble.

The UNHINGED Take

Yeah, EU's own middle‑man circus: Canada trading passports for tariff smuggles. Bravo, Brussels, you’re giving America a free poker face and Canadian maple syrup for snacks.

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BRUSSELS BUNGLE / 10

Yeah, EU's own middle‑man circus: Canada trading passports for tariff smuggles.

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Yeah, EU's own middle‑man circus: Canada trading passports for tariff smuggles. BRUSSELS BUNGLE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/mx/canada-eu-summit-what-do-both-sides-want #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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