The Straight Version
La victoria se dio por un marcador de 34-17
The UNHINGED Take
"Chicago Bears aplastan a los Seahawks en el Monday Night Football" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Chicago Bears aplastan a los Seahawks en el Monday Night Football" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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