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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Governing party ahead in early results of New Zealand’s knife: "Governing party ahead in early results of New Zealand’s knife-edge vote". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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FAILED / 10
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Governing party ahead in early results of New Zealand’s knife: "Governing party ahead in early results of New Zealand’s knife-edge vote".
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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Governing party ahead in early results of New Zealand’s knife: "Governing party ahead in early results of New Zealand’s knife-edge vote". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/mx/governing-party-ahead-in-early-r
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